A few random lows...

Being in charge of 'Thought for the Day' on Oxford's Fox FM

In fact, the whole gig. (To be honest, I'm bloody glad the Fox is dead.)

A Dorset listener trying to run me over in Trinity Street, outside Wessex FM.

Listener: 'I wanted to know what tomorrow's Breakfast Show will sound like without you on it!'

Driving a cast-member of Home & Away the wrong way round Carlisle.

Being stalked by a bi-polar prostitute while presenting a reelationships phone-in.

Giving away horse manure as a prize on a rural radio station.

Working with a Programme Controller who praised one of my links, then admitted to a colleague that he hadn't actually heard it! 

Co-presenting a show with a girl who talked all over the adverts.

Marrying a listener.